Mark Zuckerberg spent $10B on the metaverse and all he got was this stupid selfie
I don't want to start this post by personally attacking , which have in years past been described as "two weird lil black marbles" and "vacant, black shark eyes." Who wouldn't look utterly bereft of a soul after trying to explain the internet to the United States Senate? I also don't need to suggest Mark Zuckerberg may in fact be a robot, since there's devoted to that joke. I am avoiding these easy, obvious dunks on because his latest "metaverse" selfie looks so bad, he's already owned himself harder than I possibly could.
Zuckerberg posted a screenshot from Meta's on Facebook earlier this week, saying that he's "looking forward to seeing people explore and build immersive worlds" in the VR "metaverse." The screenshot is not just bad: it is exquisitely bad. It is ironic clipart bad. It is stock-cratering, anyone-other-than-a-billionaire-CEO-would-immediately-be-fired-for-this bad. on developing whatever the hell it's doing with the metaverse last year, and all it's got to show for it is a baby doll-faced Zuckerberg hovering in front of a miniature Eiffel
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